was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I’ve been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only the passion Mom, I’m pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn’t really hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we’ll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don’t worry Mom, I’m 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I’m sure we’ll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.
Your daughter, Judith
PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I’m over at the neighbor’s house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that’s in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT.
I’M CRYING SO BAD.
thank you :)
:) likewise! i always see fuckyeahstevecoogan reblog you lol.. btw i was wondering do you watch the brit show “the IT crowd?”
Steve Coogan has revealed he will set Alan Partridge: The Movie in America.
The British actor and comedian confirmed the long-rumoured film spin-off of his cult character was finally under way, and while he plans to make the film in the US, he vowed not to “Americanise” Partridge.
Coogan, who made his name playing the socially incompetent TV and radio presenter on British radio and television and has gone on to forge a career in Hollywood, told Empire.com: “We’re doing a deal right now - I can’t say who with - and there’ll probably be an official announcement in the next couple of months… we’re doing it in the States, but I’m not going to try and Americanise it.”
The 44-year-old went on: “I wouldn’t try to do the same observational stuff here that I do in Britain. I’m not going to come over here and go ‘right, now I’m going to try and invent five different characters who are all American’, because I’m not steeped in American culture. It wouldn’t work.
“I’m so ingrained in British culture that for me to observe the minutiae of being British in all its different ways is very easy. I couldn’t claim to do that here, and if I did they’d end up being caricatures.
“It’ll be a British fool/idiot character in a movie that should appeal to everybody.”
Coogan hopes to begin shooting the film, which is as yet untitled, “the back end of next year”.
He plans to write the script between his appearances in Michael Winterbottom’s road movie The Trip, co-starring Rob Brydon, and an untitled Justin Theroux project for HBO.
I can’t wait for it.
But YAY HE’S GOING TO BE IN ANOTHER MOVIE WITH ROB AGAIN! Those two are so adorable and funny together :)
Okay, obviously this is a better/more reliable version of the rumour!
OH MY GOD yessss 2011!